Jared Fiel: Humor Columnist

  •  I won’t lie: there are a lot of things I want in life, and some of them I’d even pay for. Rather than listing them in some aimless order so that I can feel bad about not having these things, I will instead focus on one thing that is actually attainable: a hidden driveway...I’ve wanted a hidden driveway for as long as I can remember, which is sometime between yesterday and tomorrow. I was driving on a busy road when I saw the sign to my right that denoted the hidden driveway existed...
  • It was really funny! I was sat in my house when the doorbell rang. I jumped up and answered it, and my friend Amy bashed past me and ran into my house. I forgot she was coming over! Then I noticed she was running a lot and wearing exercise clothes and sweating, so I asked if she wanted some food. She said yes, she wanted some fried mushrooms. I've never made them before, but I didn't want to look THICK, so I cut up some mushrooms and put them in a hot pan with a little butter. She was really swe...
About Jared Fiel
Daniel is a humor columnist (as well as a former reporter, former gas station attendant, former fast food worker and current public relations flack).
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